The Up Side Of Confession

September 22, 2013

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The Up Side of Confession

In Confession ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’ The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little John McCann?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.’ ‘And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.’ “Well, John, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Smith?” ‘I cannot say.’ ‘Was it Jane MacDonald?’ ‘I’ll never tell.’ ‘Was it Lisa Posy?’ ‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’ ‘Was it Cathy Duncan?’ ‘My lips are sealed Father.’ ‘Well then, was it Rita Fleming?’ ‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’
The priest sighs in frustration. ‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.’ John walks back to his pew, and his friend Jeffrey slides over and whispers, ‘What’d you get?’ ‘Four month’s vacation and five excellent Leads.’

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