Tag Archives: Wednesday

Strong Coffee Stronger Hairspray

January 18, 2016

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Strong Coffee Stronger Hairspray

I’m only as strong ans the coffee I drink and the hairspray I use!!!!

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Coffee And Men

January 18, 2016

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Coffee And Men

A good man can make you feel strong and full of energy, and able to take on the world! Oh sorry, that’s coffee that does that!

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Coffee Will Never Be Cold In Hell

January 7, 2016

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Coffee Will Never Be Cold In Hell

Coffee on the bright side will never get cold in hell! Unless the lions win LOL

 

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Hump Day Kitty

December 30, 2015

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Hump day love

Hump day! If you can’t love the one you want! Love the one your with!

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HAPPY HUMP DAY

March 4, 2015

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HAPPY HUMP DAY

Happy Hump Day
If you’re down and confused
And you don’t remember who you’re talking to
Concentration slips away
Because you’re baby is so far away
Well there’s a rose in a fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can’t be with the one you love honey
Love the one you’re with
Don’t be angry – don’t be sad
Don’t sit crying over good times you’ve had
There’s a girl right next to you
And she’s just waiting for something to do
Well there’s a rose in a fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can’t be with the one you love honey
Love the one you’re with
Turn your heartache right into joy
‘Cause she’s a girl and you’re a boy
Get it together come on make it nice
You ain’t gonna need anymore advice
Well there’s a rose in a fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can’t be with the one you love honey
~STEPHEN STILLS LYRICS~

 

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Tuesday Foreplay Day

June 24, 2014

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Tuesday is foreplay day

Food for thought: If Wednesday is Hump Day: Does that make Tuesday Foreplay day???

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Hump Day Love

January 29, 2014

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Hump Day Love

Hump day! If you can’t love the one you want! Love the one your with!

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Turkey Pick Up Lines

November 27, 2013

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Hump Day Turkey Pick Up Lines

Hump Day Turkey Pick up Lines! I’ve Heard it all Take your pop up timer somewhere else!

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Hump Day Guess What?

October 9, 2013

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Hump Day Guess What?

It’s Hump Day! You know They I appear everywhere!

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Hump Day Welcome

September 25, 2013

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Hump Day Welcome

Hump day Welcome, This would be a good time for a cigarette, maybe a Camel, I guess I’m a satisfied customer lol

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Happy Hump Day Faker

September 18, 2013

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Happy Hump Day Faker

Hump Day! You Know those aren’t real!!!

 

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Hump Day Bears

September 18, 2013

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It's Hump Day

Happy Hump Day Baby, Now Plug In And Lets Shake things up a bit! We need to make baby bear so he can get the porridge!

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Monday’s Can Be Rough But The Alternative??

September 9, 2013

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Does Your Mondays Often Start Like This?

Monday’s are Rough to get going! Get up get started or you may end up like these guys extinct! I guess we missed the boat!

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Weekend Time to Monkey Around

September 7, 2013

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Weekend Time to Monkey Around

It’s The Weekend Time To Monkey Around! Peace Out!

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Monday Oh No

September 2, 2013

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Monday Oh No I Just Woke Up

Monday Oh No I Just Woke Up, I’ll Never Be Ready In Time! I’m Late I’m Late For A Very Important Date! It’s Called Work! Oh No What To Do! What To Do!

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Happy Hump Miley Day

September 1, 2013

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Happy Hump Miley Day

Happy Hump Day! OMG What was this girl thinking! She went from sweet Disney kid! To OMG super slut in 5 minutes flat! Not only that but she pissed of the inventor of the foam finger! I bet you wont think of that foam finger the same way again! LMAO

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Happy Hump Day Betty

August 28, 2013

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Happy Hump Day Betty

Happy Hump Day! Enjoy your fabulous day!

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Sunday Morning Sex

August 26, 2013

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Sex On Sunday

Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed, make a doctor’s appointment. I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

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