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Strong Coffee Stronger Hairspray

January 18, 2016

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Strong Coffee Stronger Hairspray

I’m only as strong ans the coffee I drink and the hairspray I use!!!!

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Coffee Pour The Coffee

January 18, 2016

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Coffee Pour The Coffee

Coffee pour the coffee and back away slowly! Yea That’s, it keep moving! You have to ask yourself. Do I feel lucky? Is today going to be my lucky day? Pour the coffee and we will see. tee hee!

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Coffee And Men

January 18, 2016

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Coffee And Men

A good man can make you feel strong and full of energy, and able to take on the world! Oh sorry, that’s coffee that does that!

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Coffee Will Never Be Cold In Hell

January 7, 2016

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Coffee Will Never Be Cold In Hell

Coffee on the bright side will never get cold in hell! Unless the lions win LOL

 

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Insanity

September 30, 2013

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Insanity Obviously No One Comprehends the Level Of It I Operate At

Obviously No One Comprehends the Level Of Insanity I Operate At!!!!!

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Hippie Homer

September 29, 2013

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Homer Hippy

1960’s Hippy Homer LMAO !

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Monday’s Can Be Rough But The Alternative??

September 9, 2013

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Does Your Mondays Often Start Like This?

Monday’s are Rough to get going! Get up get started or you may end up like these guys extinct! I guess we missed the boat!

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Weekend Time to Monkey Around

September 7, 2013

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Weekend Time to Monkey Around

It’s The Weekend Time To Monkey Around! Peace Out!

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Monday Oh No

September 2, 2013

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Monday Oh No I Just Woke Up

Monday Oh No I Just Woke Up, I’ll Never Be Ready In Time! I’m Late I’m Late For A Very Important Date! It’s Called Work! Oh No What To Do! What To Do!

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Sunday Morning Sex

August 26, 2013

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Sex On Sunday

Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed, make a doctor’s appointment. I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

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Fabulous Saturday

August 24, 2013

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Fabulous Saturday

Saturday is a time to make yourself look absolutly fabulous and have a wicked weekend friends!

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Hump Day Ride

August 21, 2013

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Hump Day Ride

Better days are just around the corner they are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday! Then right back at it on Monday! Monday is Dooms day, Tuesday is the day before hump day, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is one day closer to the Friday. Friday is WOOOH! FREEDOM day! Saturday is mostly hung over day and Sunday is Pre Doom day! Even after Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, the Calendar says WTF! Better days are here my friends! These days will never end they repeat themselves LOL

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Monday Wake Up

August 19, 2013

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Monday Wake Up

Monday Wake Up! Just once I would like to wake up on Monday Morning, turn on the news and hear Monday has been canceled!

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Epilepsy

August 18, 2013

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Epilepsy

Epilepsy http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/aboutepilepsy/whatisepilepsy/index.cfm
Epilepsy is a medical condition that produces seizures affecting a variety of mental and physical functions. It’s also called a seizure disorder. When a person has two or more unprovoked seizures, they are considered to have epilepsy.
A seizure happens when a brief, strong surge of electrical activity affects part or all of the brain. One in 10 adults will have a seizure sometime during their life.

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Almost Friday

August 15, 2013

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Friday is Almost Here

Count down to Friday Ya Buddy!!!!

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Monday Alert

August 12, 2013

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Monday Alert! Monday Is Here

Monday Alert, Daffy Duck is on a mission to let you know the work week has started! Have a great week!

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Sunday Monday Uniform Holiday Bill of June 28,1968

August 4, 2013

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Sunday

Sunday Monday What the government was really thinking when they passed the Uniform Holiday Bill: Statement by the President Upon Signing the Uniform Holiday Bill.,” June 28, 1968. THE BILL that we sign today will help Americans to enjoy more fully the country that is their magnificent heritage. It will also aid the work of Government and bring new efficiency to our economy.
This bill provides that three of our national holidays will be celebrated on Monday:–Washington’s Birthday on the third Monday in February,
–Memorial Day on the last Monday in May,
–Veterans Day on the fourth Monday in October. The bill will take effect on January 1, 1971. State legislatures will thus have time to act for observances in local government offices and in private employment.

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Better Days

August 1, 2013

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Better Days Are Just Around The Corner

Better days are just around the corner they are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday! Then right back at it on Monday! Monday is Dooms day, Tuesday is the day before hump day, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is one day closer to the Friday. Friday is WOOOH! FREEDOM day! Saturday is mostly hung over day and Sunday is Pre Doom day! Even after Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, the Calendar says WTF! Better days are here my friends! These days will never end they repeat themselves LOL

 

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