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Grandma,s Wisdom

January 9, 2016

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Grandma's wise words

Grandma,s Wisdom. A young lady meets her Grandmother for lunch every week. Bless her heart. One week she comes to meet her Grandma and she is wearing a see through blouse with no bra. The Grandmother being a little taken a back: asked her why she would dress like that? She answered the boys like to see my blooming buds! Oh I see, said the Grandma, and not another word was said about it.  The next week the young lady meets with her Grandma and the Grandmother is wearing a see through blouse with no bra. The Granddaughter sees this and says why? would you dress like that! The Grandmother calmly says to the granddaughter if the boys like to see your blooming buds, I’m sure they would like to see my hanging baskets! Bless her heart! Now that’s wisdom!

 

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Sunday Morning Sex

August 26, 2013

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Sex On Sunday

Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed, make a doctor’s appointment. I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

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Wisdom Of A Grandmother

August 20, 2013

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Grandma’s Words Of Wisdom

Grandma’s Words Of Wisdom, Never under estimate the words of an old women! Experience always prevails! Laugh out load funny!

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Coffee Cup

May 18, 2013

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Coffee Cup

Coffee Cup, I love you Grandma! Here Is your coffee!

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