December 7, 2015

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Missing Elf

Elf Missing

Santa’s Elf went missing today! Everyone is out posting fliers and passing the word! There have been no sightings since early today! The Elf must get back to work or Christmas will have to be canceled! Good luck finding him!

December 7, 2015

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Santa’s Old Girl Friend

Santa's Old Girl Friend

Santa’s Old Girl Friend: All Right! I did go to my old girl friends house Last Night But, It’s My Job!

December 7, 2015

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Like If You Remember These

Remember these Santas

Remember these Santa’s My Grandson can be occupied for hours with these!

December 7, 2015

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Santa worries about Monday Production

Even Santa worries about Monday Production

Even Santa worries about Monday Production! Elves coming in hung over not caring about the product! LOL

December 7, 2015

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Elf On A Shelf

Elf On A Shelf

Elf On A Shelf! Oops! Well I agree he is kinda creepy anyway! I guess these two will be on Santa’s naughty list!

December 7, 2015

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Christmas Angel

Christmas Angel

A Christmas Angel to help you get in the spirit of Christmas Giving! oh la la!

December 7, 2015

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Santa Died Laughing

Santa Died Laughing

Santa Died Laughing! Christmas is cancelled! Apparently you told Santa you were good this year and he died Laughing!

December 7, 2015

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Gangsta Santa

Gangsta Santa

Gangsta Santa! Nobody  Messes With The Claus!

December 7, 2015

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Santa’s Really A Stalker

Santa's Really A Stalker If You Think About It

Santa’s Really A Stalker If You Think About It! He know’s when you are sleeping, He knows when you are nice, he knows when you’ve been bad or good! Sounds a little like a stalker, or peeping Santa!

December 7, 2015

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Santa’s Magic Beans

Santa's Magic Beans

Santa’s Magic Beans, I always wondered how he got those Reindeer off the ground! I wonder were they Kidney beans, Navy beans, or Lima beans! LOL

December 7, 2015

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Santa Knows The Benefits Of Coffee

Santa Knows The Benefits of Coffee

Santa Knows The Benefits of Coffee You Think He Can Fly Around The World I One Night Without Caffeine!!! You Are Sadly Mistaken!

December 1, 2015

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Santa Is A Pot Head

Santa Is A Pot Head

Of Course Santa is A Pot head! Why else does he think can fly, has the munchies all the time! Giggles Ho Ho Ho all the time! and thinks he can fly around the world in one night!

December 1, 2015

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Santa Saw Your Facebook

Santa Saw Your Facebook

Santa’s making a list and checking it twice, he knows who is naughty and who is nice! And Facebook really helps!

December 1, 2015

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Rudolf Has His Medical Marijuana Card

Rudolf Has His Medical marijuana Card

Rudolf Has His Medical marijuana Card How do You think I get him to Fly?

November 30, 2015

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Santa Needed Air Traffic Control

Santa needed a GPS And Air Traffic Control

Santa needed a GPS And Air Traffic Control! Maybe Radar could have helped this situation

November 30, 2015

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Santa Parked In Detroit

Santa Parked In Detroit some stripped his runner blades

Santa Parked In Detroit someone stripped his runner blades!And Stole His Reindeer! Them damn hoodlums They are on the naughty list now!!!

November 29, 2015

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Santa’s Hiring Temporary Help

Santa's Hiring Temporary Help For The Holidays

Has the layoffs and the economy left you without work! Well worry no more cause Santa is Hiring Temporary Help!

November 29, 2015

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Santa Is In Court

Santa Slapped with sexual harassment lawsuit

Santa’s Sexual Harassment Trail Takes A Dramatic Turn For The Worse!!! OH! NO!