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Santa Saw Your Facebook

December 1, 2015

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Santa Saw Your Facebook

Santa’s making a list and checking it twice, he knows who is naughty and who is nice! And Facebook really helps!

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Rudolf Has His Medical Marijuana Card

December 1, 2015

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Rudolf Has His Medical marijuana Card

Rudolf Has His Medical marijuana Card How do You think I get him to Fly?

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Santa Needed Air Traffic Control

November 30, 2015

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Santa needed a GPS And Air Traffic Control

Santa needed a GPS And Air Traffic Control! Maybe Radar could have helped this situation

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Santa Parked In Detroit

November 30, 2015

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Santa Parked In Detroit some stripped his runner blades

Santa Parked In Detroit someone stripped his runner blades!And Stole His Reindeer! Them damn hoodlums They are on the naughty list now!!!

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Santa’s Hiring Temporary Help

November 29, 2015

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Santa's Hiring Temporary Help For The Holidays

Has the layoffs and the economy left you without work! Well worry no more cause Santa is Hiring Temporary Help!

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Santa Is In Court

November 29, 2015

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Santa Slapped with sexual harassment lawsuit

Santa’s Sexual Harassment Trail Takes A Dramatic Turn For The Worse!!! OH! NO!

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Santa Asked Were You Naughty or Nice?

November 29, 2015

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Santa Asked Where You Naughty or Nice?

Santa asked me to check up on you to see if you’ve been good this year! How much is it worth to keep my mouth shut?

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Santa’s Helpers

November 28, 2015

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Santa's Helpers

Santa’s Helpers, This is a lot of work! I think they will figure us out!

 

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Merry Hallowthanksmas

October 17, 2015

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Merry Hallowthankmas

Merry Hallowthankmas Is what the department stores have turned the fall winter season into Joy Joy Joy Spend Spend Spend whats next? NewValenEaster

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Like For Cat Share For Dog Halloween

October 7, 2015

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Like For Cat Share For Dog Halloween

Like For Cat Share For Dog Halloween Man’s Best friend or or mans reclusive roommate that poops in a box!

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We all miss Halloween college parties

October 7, 2015

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We all miss Halloween college parties- awesome costume

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Hump day Ride

October 7, 2015

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Hump Day Broom Witch Rides Vibrating Broom

Happy Hump Day! Witches look forward to Hump Day Too! Happy Halloween folks

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Dog Superheroes

October 7, 2015

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Dog Superheroes

Hey Batman, Ya Superman, Which way do you want to go trick or treat. I don’t know which way you want to go, I don’t know which way you want to go,The Real Dog Superheroes!

 

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Wednesday Disturbing

October 7, 2015

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Wednesday Disturbing

I find your lack of faith in Wednesday disturbing don’t worry the week is almost over!

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Halloween Terrorist

October 7, 2015

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Halloween Terrorist

Halloween Terrorist! How would your like this little fellow to show up at your door trick or treating! would you ask for a trick or give him a treat!

 

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Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Then Sex

October 7, 2015

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Why Trick or Treat is Better Then Sex

Why Trick or Treating is Better then Sex
1. Your guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
2. If your tired you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
3. The uglier you look the easier it is to get some.
4. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.
5. It’s ok when the person your with is fantasizing your someone else because you are.
6. Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy!
7.If you don’t like what you get you can always go next door.
8.It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
9. Less guilt the morning after.
10. and last but not least you can do the whole neighborhood.

 

 

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Halloween Pug-Kins

October 7, 2015

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Halloween Pug-Kins

Halloween Pug-Kins Wouldn’t you rather have these instead of Pumpkins!

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Trick or Treat

October 7, 2015

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Trick Or Treat Dog Dressed and a Ghost  Trick or Treating

Trick Or Treat! Boo Did I Scare You? Pass Me Along And Fill My Jack-O-Lantern!

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