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Fish For A Lifetime

December 31, 2015

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Teach a man to fish

give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime, Man needs to be educated and not afraid of hard work!

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Happy New Year 2016

December 28, 2015

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Happy New Year 2016

Happy New Year 2016
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should old acquaintance be forgot,
and old lang syne ?
CHORUS:
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
And surely you’ll buy your pint cup !
and surely I’ll buy mine !
And we’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
CHORUS
We two have run about the slopes,
and picked the daisies fine ;
But we’ve wandered many a weary foot,
since auld lang syne.
CHORUS
We two have paddled in the stream,
from morning sun till dine† ;
But seas between us broad have roared
since auld lang syne.

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Santa’s Getting Naughty In His Old Age

December 8, 2015

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Santa's Getting Naughty In His Old Age

Boy Santa Better Quit With The Selfie’s Already! He is starting to get a little riskay!

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Santa Claus Asked

December 8, 2015

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Santa asked if you were naughty or nice

Santa asked if you were naughty or nice? How much is it worth to keep my mouth shut!!!

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Christmas Hugs

December 7, 2015

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Christmas Hugs

Christmas Hugs Take one and pass me along! Hurry before I melt!

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A Christmas letter from Jesus

December 7, 2015

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It has come to my attention that some of you are upset that slowly but surely, people are taking My Name out of the season.

How I personally feel about this celebration of My birthday can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own.  If you want to celebrate My birth this Christmas, the best gift for me will be that you all get along with each other.

Now, having said that, let Me go on.  If it concerns you that many of the towns in the country where you live don’t allow the display of scenes depicting My birth in public places, then just display a Nativity scene in your window.   If all My followers did that there would be many of them all around town.

At the same time, please understand that I didn’t actually ask anyone, anywhere, at any time to make a point of celebrating my birth.   So I don’t mind if the nativity scenes don’t make it out at all.  I’d prefer you all to remember who I AM and the reason why I was born.

I would stop worrying about the fact that some people in some places are calling the tree a ‘holiday tree’, instead of a Christmas tree.  It was me who made all trees.  You can remember Me anytime you see any tree.  You could decorate a grape vine if you prefer – I actually spoke of that in a bible teaching, explaining who I am in relation to you and the fruit that could be displayed on the vine to show you’re My disciples.  (John 15: 1 – 8.)

If you want to give Me a present in remembrance of My birth here is my wish list:

1.  Instead of writing protest letters objecting to the way My birthday is being celebrated, visit someone in a nursing home or hospital.  You don’t have to know them personally.  They just need to know that someone cares.

4.  Instead of giving your children more presents than you can really afford, spend more time with them.  Tell them the story of My birth, and why I came to live with you all down here.  Hold them in your arms and love them.  Then remind them that I love them too.

5 Pick someone who has hurt you in the past and forgive him or her. 

6.  Did you know that someone in your area may consider attempting to take their own life this season because they feel so alone and hopeless?  Since you don’t know who that person is, try giving everyone you meet a warm smile; it could make the difference.

7.  Instead of worrying about what the retailers in the shopping centres call the season, be patient with the people who work there.   Give them a warm smile and a kind word.  Even if they may not be allowed to wish you a “Merry Christmas”, that doesn’t keep you from wishing them one.

8.  If you really want to make a difference, support one of My missionaries – one who takes My love and Good News to those who have never heard of Me.

9.  Here’s a good one.  There are individuals and whole families in your town who not only will have no “Christmas” tree, but neither will they have any presents to give or receive.  If you don’t know them, buy some food and a few gifts and give them via an organisation that will make the delivery for you.

10.  Finally, if you want to make a statement about your belief in and loyalty to Me, then make sure you live out your life like a Christian.   Don’t do things in secret that you wouldn’t do in My presence.  Let people know by your actions that you are one of Mine.

Don’t forget – I am God and can take care of Myself.  Just love Me and do the things I have told you to do in the Bible.  I’ll take care of all the rest.  Check out the list above and take action.  I’ll help you, but the ball is now in your court.

And do have a most blessed Christmas with all those whom you love; and always remember….I LOVE YOU – Jesus.”

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Hanging Mistletoe 101

December 7, 2015

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Hanging Mistletoe 101

Hanging Mistletoe 101 you can hang in your doorway, you can hold it over you head, you can hang it in the family room! But… You can’t hang in on your belt I repeat you can’t hang it on your belt!

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Prayers For Santa

December 7, 2015

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Santa Gets Prayers

Little Johnnie’s Prayers for Santa aren’t exactly what you might think! And  little Johnnie’s not all that nice!

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Santa’s Smart Ass Kids

December 7, 2015

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Santa Smart Ass Kids

Santa has a bunch of smart ass kids to deal with this year! They will either get snowman poop or charcoal!

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Missing Elf

December 7, 2015

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Elf Missing

Santa’s Elf went missing today! Everyone is out posting fliers and passing the word! There have been no sightings since early today! The Elf must get back to work or Christmas will have to be canceled! Good luck finding him!

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Santa’s Old Girl Friend

December 7, 2015

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Santa's Old Girl Friend

Santa’s Old Girl Friend: All Right! I did go to my old girl friends house Last Night But, It’s My Job!

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Santa worries about Monday Production

December 7, 2015

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Even Santa worries about Monday Production

Even Santa worries about Monday Production! Elves coming in hung over not caring about the product! LOL

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Elf On A Shelf

December 7, 2015

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Elf On A Shelf

Elf On A Shelf! Oops! Well I agree he is kinda creepy anyway! I guess these two will be on Santa’s naughty list!

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Christmas Angel

December 7, 2015

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Christmas Angel

A Christmas Angel to help you get in the spirit of Christmas Giving! oh la la!

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Santa’s Really A Stalker

December 7, 2015

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Santa's Really A Stalker If You Think About It

Santa’s Really A Stalker If You Think About It! He know’s when you are sleeping, He knows when you are nice, he knows when you’ve been bad or good! Sounds a little like a stalker, or peeping Santa!

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Santa’s Magic Beans

December 7, 2015

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Santa's Magic Beans

Santa’s Magic Beans, I always wondered how he got those Reindeer off the ground! I wonder were they Kidney beans, Navy beans, or Lima beans! LOL

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Santa Knows The Benefits Of Coffee

December 7, 2015

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Santa Knows The Benefits of Coffee

Santa Knows The Benefits of Coffee You Think He Can Fly Around The World I One Night Without Caffeine!!! You Are Sadly Mistaken!

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Santa Is A Pot Head

December 1, 2015

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Santa Is A Pot Head

Of Course Santa is A Pot head! Why else does he think can fly, has the munchies all the time! Giggles Ho Ho Ho all the time! and thinks he can fly around the world in one night!

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